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Crime doesn’t pay. I should have gone to college.

Kirk

How odd the British are becoming about sex. While there is nothing remotely repressive about the way most people live their lives, a slightly demented, erotically obsessed primness has also set in.

The Independent
Terence Blacker: A teacher takes off his shirt. Cue panic

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

The Independent
George Carlin: Seven words that shook a nation

Our nervous system cannot represent a negative […]

BBC
The art of taking a penalty

With his team eliminated, the France coach bizarrely chose a moment immediately after the end of the game to propose to his girlfriend Estelle Denis, a television presenter, live on air […]

Proving that romance is never far from the thoughts of the average Frenchman, Domenech said: “Everything was so sad, I thought life has some beautiful moments and you should tell people you love them.”

The Independent
France 0 Italy 2: Au revoir Henry […]

I can’t stand ankle socks […] When a man crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show hairy shins, it offends my eyes.

The Observer
Capello, the first interview