England!

December 18th, 2011

You can’t watch the X Factor. This is England! You made Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Venom, Motörhead, Def Leppard, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, The Smiths, The Cure, The Damned, The Jam, The Police, The Sex Pistols, The Crush, Peter Gabriel, Kate Bush, Jarvis Cocker, David Bowie, Queen, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Supertramp, Chemical Brothers and The Prodigy, and if you’re watching the X Factor after a résumé like that, I’m just telling ya, you are a bit of a bastard.

Steve Hughes

Pang

December 9th, 2011

My daily affairs are quite ordinary;
but I’m in total harmony with them.
I don’t hold on to anything, don’t reject anything;
nowhere an obstacle or conflict.
Who cares about wealth and honour?
Even the poorest thing shines.
My miraculous power and spiritual activity:
drawing water and carrying wood.

龐居士

Left, Right and Center

December 8th, 2011

A Couple

December 6th, 2011

MR BARR:  Sir, would you like a break now before we call the final witness of the morning?

LORD JUSTICE LEVESON:  We’ll need a break some time.  If it’s more convenient now, Mr Barr, as long as you don’t blame it on me, then I’m comfortable to have it now.  If you want to carry on, whatever.

MR BARR:  I wouldn’t dream of blaming you, sir.

LORD JUSTICE LEVESON:  You were, actually.  All right. We’ll take a couple of minutes.

The Leveson Inquiry

Today!

December 6th, 2011

Johnny Cash

Balls

November 29th, 2011

You told me backstage you were going to bowl me straight balls. If these are straight balls, I’d hate to see your googlies.

Hugh Grant

Yoga

November 28th, 2011

Yoga

Carlo

November 28th, 2011

Carlo

Sugar

November 27th, 2011

Sogno

November 27th, 2011

Un sogno sembra un sogno fino a quando non si comincia a lavorarci.

Adriano Olivetti